Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Forbidden Fruit

Why is it that things we are not allowed are the things we want most?

I shouldn’t drink.  There are millions of reasons for this.  The least of which is the adverse affect it has on my health.  I am an utterly stupid drunk.  The worst ideas suddenly seem to have come straight from the minds of Isaac Newton and Einstein.

But, now, I have been told not to by doctors and friends.  So I want to.  And I am!!!  Yay!

It’s just too appealing now that it is off limits.

So I am being naughty.

Although some things that are off limits I am staying far away from.  Things where the consequences far out weigh the fun.

But now that I am home and comfy I feel that getting merrily sloshed is totally allowed as I was in a fowl mood earlier and this is my reward.

And I looooove my new phone!!!

I have been sending inappropriate pics all day and traumatising poor Lorna by showing her things which make her wanna burn her eyes out and shoot me.

No – I’m not telling you what I showed her.  And no.  I am not posting the pic on here.  It’s not worth my life!  Well, mebbe if I drink enough, but the person involved would kill me so mebbe I should move before I post anything…

Oooooooh, I need refill…

5 comments:

Lorna's Ark said...

I have an appointment later to burn my eyes out!!!

charlie said...

stop boasting about your new phone-grr

woot said...

Cannot - must rave about it!

Awwwwww - poor Lorna. I promise I will never show you that pic again... Until next time...

charlie said...

I am craving vast quantities of beer and chocolate-grr

woot said...

I dont like either but would accept Baileys...