An Excercise in Pointlessness

Now I realise that with my track record I am the last person in the world who should be giving out advice on relationships but I'm gonna, so there.

I have a couple of rules bout any guy I would date and I am gonna list them here.

1. He hits you, you leave. Straight away. Being thrown in to a wall by a guy made me realise that I didn't really like him anymore.
2. Don't go for looks. Looks fade but a guy who can make me laugh and keep me interested is a rarity. So if you find one, keep him.
3. Don't change. Obviously change clothes, no one will like you if your clothes are old and really smell. But don't be someone else. Wear the clothes you like, not the ones that will suit him. Like the music you like, not some pointless rubbish he thinks is good.
4. Chill. Nothing irks (yes, I said irk. Don't worry, t'was a one off. Promise) me more than when things get stressed and are suddenly blown out of all proportion.

And thats it really. I'm young, i'm not really looking for a fella as I will just be leaving him in Sept when I head back to the uk. But if there are any cute, dumb, blond surfer types out there with millionaire daddies out there reading this, my number is 0413....

Oh yeah, another thing. If you meet a nice, funny guy in, say, the Davistown RSL and you give him your number - make sure its the right one. I really should learn what mine is!

With the most sincere apologies

I have to admit to being hooked on Celebrity Big Brother...

Even having escaped to Oz and not actually watching a single episode I still have to have my daily "fix" of the CBB news.

But it is strange how everything comes across different on the TV rather than in the CBB news.

I think Michael is quite amusing, with his pottering around, cooking, cleaning, mental breakdown looming. Reminds me of a little old lady I know. But my mother (who used to be a big Barrymore fan) thinks he is horrible.

However we both think Pete is really funny...

I also think Preston and Chantelle look really cute. I have no idea who on earth he is, being relegated from the British music scene, but he seems quite a cute little guy. I obviously have as little clue who Chantelle is as the rest of the world as she was a fake celebrity, but they still seem sweet.

The good thing about just reading the CBB news is that I have no idea how annoying and tedious any of them really are and so i can just sit back and enjoy the read.

Mebbe I should apply for BB7. I could be a truely unique contestant in that I will not
a) Have orgies in the swimming pool
b) Attempt to snog everyone in the house
c) Go on the show in the hope to be the next big pop star as I cannot sing (although this doesn't seem to have stopped the rest of 'em)
d) I am not (yet) insane
e) I would not wish to reveal all my deepest secrets and insecurities to the nation

I would, in short, be a rubbish BB7 contestant.

Also in the news is the Take a Break Magazine is putting together a Political Party called Mum's Army.

Well thats good then...

Brave Little Digibox

A digibox has spaked a huge search and rescue.

Thankfully digibx was unharmed and will live to show tv again.

Sharks starve, Woot lives!

Yay, although we had to postpone trip to swim with the dolphins so I may yet be a shark entree.

Was merrily tripping my way through cyberspace (does anyone even call it that anymore?) checking email and having a squiz at all my leetle eeenglish chummies blogs, when I realised that my dear darling Hogie has a link to lil' ole me on her blog so I am padding out a slow news day by sticking a link to her here.

Elsewhere, I managed to not get sunburnt on the beach however I did get attacked by a rampaging surfboard wielded by a total maniac, aka my flatmate!

Also, as the waves were v.big today, was one of few people who managed to not flash her breasts to the beach. Which is unusual, if not unwelcome.