Saturday, January 27, 2007

Been a Long Time

Well just over a week but Charlie has been bugging me to post for ages!

Good day.

Went for lunch with Philip in Durham. Really nice guy, very funny.

We just wittered about everything and nothing for two and a half hours before I had to bugger off cause Joe was late to come round to tile.

I'm sooooooooooo seeing him again. This week. Either Thurs or Fri. He's cooking. Not sure whether to be scared...

And I am still waiting for Joe to finish up which means that I am late for meeting Suzie. Have left a message on her phone - hope she gets it and doesn't think I haven't just not turned up...

Will gossip more with anyone who wants details later.




My new joke.

Guy walks in to a Dentist surgery and says to the dentist "I think I'm a moth."

The dentist looks at him and says "Well I'm a dentist, you probably need to speak to a pschiatrist. Why did you come in to a Dentist surgery?"

The man replies "Your light was on."

Sorry bout that...

Friday, January 19, 2007

More Silliness

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving eachother the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ."

He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."

Men are really not equipped for these kinds of contests.

Sorry to all the men out there - luv ya all really. Well, except the married guy who wants to fuck me. He is just weird...

Thursday, January 18, 2007

F*&%*^G Hell

It's nearly 10pm and I am still at work.

I officially hate Trade Shows.

EDIT: 11:40! I left at FUNKING 11:40!!!

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

So tired

Hello. My name is Paula and I am a Sims 2 addict.

The hardest part is admiting it. Or so I'm told.

It was a kind and thoughtful gift for Christmas from Lorna after she saw me get a ddicted to the version on my phone.

So now I can sit on my Laptop and play through the night.

I'm so tired.

I was up until gone 1am last night playing. My little Sim is turning out to be a little tramp. She has 2 on the go and wont be happy until she has another.

No Lorna, she is nothing like me.

I have found the cheat that lets me stop my Sim aging. Which is good because they don't look quite so good when they are old.

Not that I'm vain about my little Sims or anything.

Blatantly at college tonight and should go to bed afterwards but know I will be back with my little Sims, making them go to work (something I wish I didn't have to do), shop, wash, eat and everything else.

Must go now - It is getting on for work time and I should do something. Possibly make tea. Thats the other thing I am addicted to but cannot pin that one on Lorna...


Sunday, January 14, 2007

By George I Think I've Got It

The html sems to be fixed.

I bet its screws up again soon enough though. I'm good at breaking things...

I Sang to my Science Teacher because I Can't Control Myself

Your turn.

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a Ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm myself.
Grey----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself.


I really do seem to have done something to the layout of my blog and I have no idea how to fix it.

Generally when something is wrong I ignore it until it goes away. This is no different.

My theory is that I will just keep posting blogs until I have gotten rid of whatever is messed up to the archives. I never look at the archives so it's not a biggy if they are all wonky.

On a completely different note I haven't seen Joe in ages. I'm gonna have to ask lorna if her floor is ready to be put down so I can 'assist'! Hehehehe

I know I just met a cute Dutch boy but he is in a different timezone and that means I'm allowed to mess about with people slightly closer!


In German...


Ich habe gerade aus Deutschland zurückgekommen. Mein Chef schleppte mich rüber, um mit Losen Leuten über faric zu sprechen. Interessierend nicht, an allen als, traf mir einen wirklich netten Mann, der Cees angerufen wurde.

Er ist holländisch und denkt, daß ich nett reizvoll bin, lustig und, aber wir das setzen können, zu den Sprachenschwierigkeiten niederzuwerfen.

Ich werde jetzt versuchen und sich erinnern, an was ich geschrieben habe, also ich das engish unten setzen kann. Dieses wird vermutlich reaaly schlecht übersetzt!

Und auf englisch...


I just got back from Germany. My boss dragged me over to speak with lots people about fabric. Not interesting. Did meet a really nice man, who was called Cees.

He is Dutch and thinks that I am cute, funny and sexy but we can put that down to language difficulties. I will now try and remember what I wrote so I can put the translation down. My Geman grammar is probably really bad!

Tuesday, January 09, 2007


No Idea why my blog has gone sque-iffed.

Never fear Charlie, there was no hackage.

I think that graph my have fucked the layout.

I'm sure it will figure its self out soon...



Going to Frankfurt today til Saturday so it will be all quiet on the bloggy front.

Will update on the shenanigans when I return!


Sunday, January 07, 2007

Oooo, and this...

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I've been thinking a lot recently. I know, always a bad idea. It does nothing useful and just makes you feel a bit crap.

But I have mostly been wondering about why I am thinking so much about being sick. I've been sick since 2004. I should be used to it by now but the fact remains that it is bothering me much more now than it used to.

Mebbe it's because of the constant pain? Mebbe it is the fear that one day, mebbe soon, that my body will give out and then it will be endless operations to replace the failing parts? Mebbe I'm scared of what it will mean for the future, the loss of independance and being old before my time?

Mebbe I just have to much time on my hands and I need to get a new hobby?

What on earth happened to my usual mantra of "Ignore it, it might go away"???

It could be worse. It's not going to kill me anytime soon. I still do all the things I used to. It hurts but I do them. I will still do them when it is agony. I have my friends and family who love me and offer hugs when I feel shit. Or, if I feel really bad, they take the piss until I snap out of it.

Ths post dsn't have any real point. I am just letting off steam to those who are willing to read about it rather than force it upon those who may not give a damn. I will have to serch through the recesses of mbrain and come up with some nonsense to post later. This blog is becoming all to serious for something that was made up the relieve the boredom of being awake at 3am.

I may go watch some more Family Guy. Thankfully I cannot have kids because if I did I know they would be just like Stewie...


Yes I have removed the video. But do not fear youtube fans. I will probs post the one of Jo's arse...


Thursday, January 04, 2007

Threats Revealed!

I did warn Lorna that I would post this as soon as I figured out how to do it...

*link removed due to adult content*

Now it is possible that you will not hear from again. If this does indeed happen it means Lorna has killed me.

Please alert the authorities.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007


Well, it was nearly good news...

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

I Really Should Not Be Allowed Out

Or if I am I should be properly supervised and allowed no where near anything that could be called even vaugely alcoholic!

I'm not a fan of New Years anyway. I think I should spend next years in a room, locked from the outside, in a Straight Jacket (this part will probs be true anyway) where I can do no harm andcause no trouble.

No. I'm not telling you what I did.

No, Lorna you are not allowed to tell either! That was strictest confidence. Charlie, I will tell you later. Believe me, however rubbish you were feeling yesterday - my news will have you laughing until next Christmas!

Moving on.

How was everyones Christmas???

Mine was so totally fabby that I can almost (but not quite) get over new year.

I got the best present ever. When I was a kid I used to watch the He-Man & She-Ra Christmas Special. It was on every year about 8am and if I missed it I got really upset. They eventually stopped showing it but I stil used to check every year to see if it was on. Well I got it on DVD!!!! So totally freakin cool!!!!

For a proper review and pictures and all that go here. Seriously, go read. It's an awfully good review. Lots of pics and a sense of humour. What else do you need?

I'm freezing!!!

That doesn't really have anything to do with this post but I just thought I would mention it. I'm refusing to take my coat off til the heating kicks in.

Anyway - that is it for my first post of the new year. Hope you all had a smashing time for Christmas and New Year and that you didn't eat to many mince pies and get that weird mince pie affliction... You'll know it if you have it...