Friday, January 19, 2007

More Silliness

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving eachother the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ."

He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."

Men are really not equipped for these kinds of contests.

Sorry to all the men out there - luv ya all really. Well, except the married guy who wants to fuck me. He is just weird...


charlie said...

I can see a couple I know pretty well doing that.

charlie said...

I have two married guys that want to fuck me and one of them isnt my husband-now that is weird. (and he's 10 years older than me)