Thursday, September 21, 2006

Well, as you asked sooo nicely...

And because the boss just went out and cannot therefore catch me...

I'm blogging. Happy now Charlie?

Gonna just have a bit of a rant. Will blog something interesting when something interesting happens. So probably never...

I was waxing the other day. Stupid bloody thing to do.

It either hurts like buggery (no - I do not know how much buggery hurts first hand) or it just makes a mess and you end up with wax everywhere.

Did get one which I thought was good which doesnt require fabric strips and all the like, but it is only good for tiny areas as you have to bloody reheat it every five bloody minutes! Pain in the arse to do esp if you live with people. Could be fun depending on the area you are waxing...

And those wax strips that are supposed to be quick and easy are quick and easy because they are pointless and dont actually remove ANY HAIR AT ALL!

Y'know what is quick and easy. Shaving.

Takes less than 5 minutes. Do it in the shower, bath or stick your leg in the sink if you are really in a rush. Plus you can steal your fellas if yours cannot be located. Ignore his whinging that it blunts the razor. Turn the argument around and accuse him of saying you are abnormally hairy with extra strong and thick hair that can blunt his diamond edged posh type razor. He will soon be buying you flowers& chocs and promising use of his razor any time you like...

Ignore those stupid creams as they stink and just make your legs itch. A good bic will win out everytime.

Although I did manage to finish the waxing so I should be smooth for at least a couple of weeks.

Not holding my breath though.

5 comments:

Matt said...

[rocks backwards and forwards on his chair hugging his knees til the images go away]

woot said...

*sneaks round to Matts while he is in a state of shock to wax him...*

charlie said...

-secretly films Paula wax Matts b/s/c (if you don't know what that stands for please dont ask)-

Mwa ha ha

Lorna's Ark said...

PLEASE WAX STU IT@D BE FUN BUT TAKE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

woot said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

That was in response to both Charies and Lornas comments...