Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Amateur Attempts



I cannot sleep.  Sooooo…

I’m writing a book.

The theory is it’s gonna be one of those chick lit books that are soooooo popular (well, with me anyway) at the moment.

Its loosely based around my life at the moment so don’t expect it to be interesting.  Obviously total fiction in an attempt to make it readable so don’t get all excited that you may, one day, read the deepest darkest secrets of my life.

They are already on this blog anyway.

Also don’t expect to hear more about it than this as I will no doubt forget all about the stupid thing, get bored of it or decide it is rubbish and scrap the whole idea.

Also decided upon this theory at half past midnight when I cannot sleep and am already sleep deprived so more than likely I wont even remember it come tomorrow….

10 comments:

charlie said...

Can I write the rude bits?

Matt said...

i have the first chapter of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde adapted into a script somewhere because of a similar line of thinking. may do the rest at some point...

charlie said...

Paula you know how well my porn went down (pardon the pun) before so pulease let me know if you need me to write the rude/naughty parts of your book.

Lorna's Ark said...

oooohhh cant wait to read it! Although I know it all anyway

woot said...

The first two pages is a sex scene so far. Sorry Charlie. Although I will fully let you edit them...

Isn' the middle of the night when yu are delirious from lack of sleep just the best time to decide to do anything Matt? Makes it a cognitive and completely sensible!

Lorna - You know most of it though if I let you read the bit I have so far I think you would go blind...

*evil grin*

woot said...

The first two pages is a sex scene so far. Sorry Charlie. Although I will fully let you edit them...

Isn' the middle of the night when yu are delirious from lack of sleep just the best time to decide to do anything Matt? Makes it a cognitive and completely sensible!

Lorna - You know most of it though if I let you read the bit I have so far I think you would go blind...

*evil grin*

Anonymous said...

that good ey?

woot said...

Nah - it will just be to much info for her...

Anonymous said...

do we get a snippit?
sounds juicy

woot said...

Unfortunately, as much as the request pleases me that someone fancies reading my smut, I'm gonna say no as it is possibly craply written and I have no wish to be the next girl with a one track mind.

Although in many ways I am - I just don't blog the details *grin*...