Friday, July 21, 2006

Men are ALLLLLLLLL FUCKING PRICKS*!

*Not to generalise or anything...

Those bloody spiders. They may be teeny tiny and quite slow but the mesage has gotten here all the way from Oz and they are after me again.

Was merrily brushing my teeth before bed yester eve and there was an evil looking spider in the corner.

Bloody spiders get everywhere.

Well, As you do, I had to spit out the white foamy stuff that acumulates as you brush. To do this means leaning over the sink, holding hair back and not being able to see the doings of said spider.

Well, when I looked back up the spider had been running for my foot. I swear there is a secret organisation out there controlling the little bastards.

This is probably pay back for all the times I have squished the little bastards instead of putting them out the window and releasing them in to the wild.

Somewhere there is a mom spider waving her hairy, little spider fist and saying "You killed my 24,000 babies you little bitch!"

I am the Garfield of the non-cartoon strip world.



Quite like the idea of being a cat. Sleep all day, don't go to work, eat spiders (yuk, that would be a drawback) not get entirely pissed off and want to walk out of work 7 times a day, at least! Plus you get people stoking your tummy constantly and some of that sort of attention would be nice around now...

Any way...

Men being pricks. Nothing to do with me this time. Some one upset a friend of mine and that is me sounding off.

They are. You know it. You may not want to admit it but it's true. No matter how nice they are one minute, they are fucking you over the next. Not in a good way either.

Thats the rant over for now. Poor babe. I love you. Big hugs. XXX




EDIT: Shit. Cannot walk. Not from the 7 vodka's and Orange Juice I have been drinking either. My knees seem to have chosen the last 20 minutes to bugger up and swell to the size of watermelons. Getting down the stairs should be fun...

3 comments:

Charlie said...

Hope everything is ok with whoever it is who has been messed about with arsey stupoood boy.

Boys smell-yacky boys

Its not so much spiders here its tiny, weeney black flies, they love my blonde hair and it feels like I have fleas when I am outside-just like to note i havent got fleas-I've got flies.

Matt said...

of course youre not including the few of us who're the exception to the rule....obviously :P

after all i AM trying to get Green Wing 2 to you...

one question...do you have a DVD drive and DVD player software (WinDVD or PowerDVD or similar) on your PC?

if you do then i can just bung all 8 episodes on one disk, if not it takes more work and 3 or 4 disks...

let me know! cheers.

woot said...

I would never dream of including my darling and wonderful matt in that rant!

I do have dvd software on my laptop however the name of it eludes me...

I shall next time ensure that my rant only includes blokes I have actually, er, met...