Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Stolen from Princess

The Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time,a guy asked a girl "Will you Marry Me?"

The girl said "Hell no!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

The End


Lorna's Ark said...

but was he happy??

Anonymous said...

was he happy? you better believe it. what was his was his, and no fucker elses.

woot said...

Yeah he was happy until one day when he was out drinking in the pub, saw the girl who turned him down looking fantastic, with a different guy who was rich and gorgeous.

He then spent months agonising iver whether she was seeing him while they were together but he had chucked her number and couldn't get hold of her so the not knowing drove him mad until one day he climbed a tower and went postal on everyone he saw until he was finally shot in the head by a police sniper.

And so ends our little story.