Was talking today, at work, about the phonetic alphabet. One of my minions had been on the phone to a person who didn’t speak much English and while trying to spell a word for her, her mind went blank and she couldn’t think of a word beginning with “W”.
Being helpful I came up with wanker. Not really suitable for official use. We then just had to go through the entire alphabet and work out what the correct phonetics were.
Then I took it upon myself to make a phonetic alphabet of rude words ala Dr Statham fro that hilarious TV show, Green Wing. If you haven’t seen GW you will have no idea what I’m talking about and should immediately go buy the DVD and watch it until you can quote the whole thing verbatim.
As it turns out I don’t really know that many rude words and I have missed out a load of letters. Should you have any suggestions for these blanks please let me know, as it will complete my little list and make me happy.
Bugger or Bollocking*
*Couldn’t make my mind up as to which I preferred more so they both get a mention.
**Love this word. Tend to only use it when drunk and describing some bloke who has recently annoyed me by standing on my foot or other similar crimes...