Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Phonetic Phun

Was talking today, at work, about the phonetic alphabet.  One of my minions had been on the phone to a person who didn’t speak much English and while trying to spell a word for her, her mind went blank and she couldn’t think of a word beginning with “W”.  

Being helpful I came up with wanker.  Not really suitable for official use.  We then just had to go through the entire alphabet and work out what the correct phonetics were.  

Then I took it upon myself to make a phonetic alphabet of rude words ala Dr Statham fro that hilarious TV show, Green Wing.  If you haven’t seen GW you will have no idea what I’m talking about and should immediately go buy the DVD and watch it until you can quote the whole thing verbatim.

As it turns out I don’t really know that many rude words and I have missed out a load of letters.  Should you have any suggestions for these blanks please let me know, as it will complete my little list and make me happy.

Arse
Bugger or Bollocking*
Cunt**
Dammit
Eunich
Fucker
Gash
Hard On
I
Jugs
Knickers
L
Munter
Nuts
O
Pillock
Q
Rampant Rabbit
Sucking Cock
Tramp
U
Vulva
Wanker
X
Y
Z




*Couldn’t make my mind up as to which I preferred more so they both get a mention.

**Love this word.  Tend to only use it when drunk and describing some bloke who has recently annoyed me by standing on my foot or other similar crimes...

7 comments:

Lorna's Ark said...

lick and ORGAMISM!!!!!! Queer and up me now bitch also I want it now fucker

charlie said...

Now you've shocked me!!(I didnt know good Christian girls used those phrases). Shocked I am shocked.

woot said...

To be fair she was very drunk and really annoyed at stu at the time of writing that. Apparently he refused her after she had gotten all squiffy and decided she wanted a baby. Stu decided the safest thing to do was to play violent play station games...

Personally I don't think it is the safest thing to do as Lorna may have gotten ideas from the violence...

Matt said...

im getting vague memories of us doing an A to Z of Filth on the GW board back during series 1.

did that really happen or did i make it up?

woot said...

Ooooooh I had forgotten about that!!!

We made it up when we heard that Statham was gonna do one didn't we?

Mebbe I should go plagarise it....

charlie said...

I saw a link the other day, where you can get Buffy Summers to say swear words. It had a keyboard and you just had to press a letter on said keyboard and buffy would say swear word.
Tip top quality fun.

woot said...

A swearing buffy?

Cool.

Would love a swearing jesus...