Friday, July 20, 2007

Oh the Decisions

Well hello again my little monkey pals.

I have to tell you that I have a huge grin on my face. I would have had this grin yesterday but I was in to much pain with my arthritis to be all happy and smiling. Hospital shot me full of drugs and now I am back to being all grinny and silly.

Far to early for this sort of muppetryness but I have just met this guy that I quite like.

I know, I know. Every so often I come on here and witter about a guy I met and liked and then 3 days later I never hear from him again and neither do you.

So this is what will probably happen again but I am a creature of habit and therefore need to blather about how fab he is for the 3 days I know him. *grin*

This guy I even tried to put off and told him all the horror stories about being in hospital, crying in pain and generally being sick most of the time. Not only did this not seem to bother him but he saw it for himself in the morning (yes, I'm a pratt - as one of my friends told me) and he just gave me a hug and text me later checking I was ok and that he had been worried about me. Now I know that they say any relationship should be based on honesty but I may have text back telling him that I was fine and just needed to "get going" when I was actually in agony and ended up in hospital again...

Oops...

Oh well, trying to scare the boy is one thing, making him totally freak out is another. My darling Lorna actually made a guy look like he was about to cry by accusing him of putting me in hospital (is it bad that this happens quite often?) and it took me ages to assure the guy that he didn't (which now I'm kinda thinking may have been wrong...) and that I was fine.

And this guy is sooooooooo tall. I think I only come up to his elbow. And his jeans may actually be longer than I am...

He's very cute though and oh my god what a body...!

10 comments:

Lorna's Ark said...

MMMM He did put you in hospital with all those werid postions like thursting you against the wall that must have broken you!!!!! As for this new I will reserve judgment til I've met him which I will as he will be your handsome, tall, well endowed!!!(bitch), prince and u will marry him and I'll have ur kids!!! SO I will have to met him then coz if anyone else is ur bestest bridesmaid I will hunt you down and kill u!! then I'll still get to meet him at ur funeral!!!!

woot said...

You are far to graphic you know? At least I try and be subtle...

You're not meeting him! That isthat. I cannot allow it as you always go out of your way to take the mic - which is what you and stu normally do - but it is worse if there is a guy there - you even did it with Alex!

Youre not meeting him or being bridesmaid (which, btw, may be reading a bit to much in to it yet!) and you're not invited to my funeral!

Lorna's Ark said...

Try and stop me!!! I holding the coffin and throwing the dirt in!!! I will meet him mwah ha ha he must know the truth about Paula, plus I like seiing u going all shy it doesnt happen that often!!!!

woot said...

Okay 1) bugger off and 2) youre not meeting anyone I even vaguely like ever again.

I will stop you - my ghost will turn up and pull the spark plugs out of your car! And just in case you get a taxi I will have bouncers!

Also - there is no truth about me. I am like the xfiles...

Lorna's Ark said...

I will find a way mwah ha ha

woot said...

Dopey bugger

Anonymous said...

Back in your corners ladies!!

woot said...

Bungle?

Lorna - you're still not meeting him!

Anonymous said...

Yes, Bungle is my friend...

woot said...

But where is George?