Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Quick! I Need Something to Break!

Tomorrow will be the last night the blokie is in tiling the Kitchen. Which is a shame. I have gotten quite used to hanging out in the kitchen, pointing out wonky tiles, shamelessly flirting and being generally distracting to the poor man.

He is very cute. Infact he was supposed to finish tonight but, as I wont be about tonight, he has made an excuse and will only turn up if I will be there.

Which is nice.

But - I want him to have to come back for something else otherwise I probs wont really see him again for 2 months (don't ask why I know it will be 2 months). Well I probably will see him but it will involve a lot more planning and sneaking about. Which I cannot be arsed with. It's not the best situation on the world and I have the feeling that I am just setting myself up for a fall but he seems nice and in to me (not in that way, get your minds out of the gutter!). Thankfully, with my track record with men, I am used to it by now and so it doesn't bother me so much.

We have nothing else that needs tiling. Nothing else that really needs fixing. Our heating has just been redone. He doesnt fit ovens.

I need suggestions of what I can get him to do.

Answers on a postcard to the usual address. Or you could just comment.


Anonymous said...

tell him he has to meet you at a bar to get you plastered.....

or something.

woot said...


not quite what I had in mind but sounds fun!!!

charlie said...

How about asking him to have a look at your pipes?

I love fliting with handy men-my handy man keeps being very rude and suggestive wanting to see my tits-rude rude man.

Why don't you burn out your hairdryer-then you can ravish him in your bedroom.

woot said...

Awww, see mine isn't rude rude. Well he is but in a good and welcome way. Not a dirty, lecherous and weird way.

Well in a dirty way but, again, I quite like it...


Lorna's Ark said...

He can tile my floors bathroom and utility then you can pay him and supervise your investment

woot said...


I could distract him so he has to come back on Friday and Saturday.


56whinlatterplc said...

Quick, I need you to update your bloggage :-) come on your letting the side down.

charlie said...

Goddamit woman!

Enough flirting with him-start blogging about him instead.