Thursday, December 14, 2006

Assassins

FBI Job Opening

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists.

Two men, and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun."We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in achair. . . Kill Her!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious.I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun andwent into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came outwith tears in his eyes..."I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow."This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to deathwith the chair."

MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them


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I object to to the moral. Women are not evil. Women are resourceful...












Well, we are slightly evil... At least that is what I was told last night...

5 comments:

Lorna's Ark said...

ha ha i love it

woot said...

Yay - Charlie just pfft'd

Tim Scott said...

Even if there were real bullets in there, a woman wouldn't have been able to hit the mark, even with a full clip.
;-)

woot said...

According to Mission Impossible 3 all you need to do is show a woman how to put a clip in, and how to twist that bit on the top and then she is a crack shot who can take on lots of fully trained armed men!!!

So ya boo sucks to you!!!!

charlie said...

Pffftttt!!!
I've done it once I'll do it again Pfffttttt!