Notes to self.
- I will not grope more than 2 men in any one night.
- I will not lick peoples faces. They do not appreciate it.
- Giving wedgies is neither big nore funny.
- When wearing a low cut top with out a bra, jumping along to the music is a bad idea.
- I will not introduce friends breasts first.
Got a very strange compliment off a strange scottish man as we were walking down the street. Something aout Charlie and I have arses the size of a planet. Not sure how it was a compliment.
Also discovered why Charlie is sooooooo blonde and its because she is insanely stupid. Realised that my watch wasn't working so I said to her that I didn't know if it was a wind up or battery powered one. Charlie promptly took hold of my wrist, put the watch up to her ear and announced "Well it isn't ticking". I dutifully informed her that it wouldn't be "because it had stopped".
Se what I mean?
Sorry Charlie. Had to tell that story!
And sorry Lorna. Love you!!! Huge squishy hugs!!!
I need sleep now!