Saturday, October 28, 2006

Officially 26

I had a fun night out getting drunkedy drunk last night so I have cancelled the cancellation of my birthday and will now admit to being 26.

Notes to self.
  • I will not grope more than 2 men in any one night.
  • I will not lick peoples faces. They do not appreciate it.
  • Giving wedgies is neither big nore funny.
  • When wearing a low cut top with out a bra, jumping along to the music is a bad idea.
  • I will not introduce friends breasts first.

Got a very strange compliment off a strange scottish man as we were walking down the street. Something aout Charlie and I have arses the size of a planet. Not sure how it was a compliment.

Also discovered why Charlie is sooooooo blonde and its because she is insanely stupid. Realised that my watch wasn't working so I said to her that I didn't know if it was a wind up or battery powered one. Charlie promptly took hold of my wrist, put the watch up to her ear and announced "Well it isn't ticking". I dutifully informed her that it wouldn't be "because it had stopped".

Se what I mean?

Sorry Charlie. Had to tell that story!

And sorry Lorna. Love you!!! Huge squishy hugs!!!

I need sleep now!

11 comments:

charlie said...

you biatch-telling that story!!!

tick tock tick tick

Tim Scott said...

LOL, charlotte - you never to cease to make me laugh at you!

Tim Scott said...

argh...
you didn't grope me, lick my face, jump around,
or introduce me to your breasts.
Glad you didn't give me a wedgie though.

charlie said...

If I did any of that it would just be wrong!-urgh

Looks like it'll be a night out in Newcastle when you get your house!

Tim Scott said...

yeah, wasn't talking to you in that post!
was talking to paula.

charlie said...

Bah! Don't like being a gooseberry...I'm outta' here

woot said...

Wasn't my breasts I was introducing, it was Charlie's and I really hope that you don't want to meet hers...

woot said...

Wasn't my breasts I was introducing, it was Charlie's and I really hope that you don't want to meet hers...

Tim Scott said...

can i be introduced to yours?

charlie said...

Timothy !!! I'm shocked! You've hardley met the girl and you already want to meet her breasts its terrible.

woot said...

Sorry - my breasts are very rude and don't like meeting new people...