Monday, March 12, 2007

Totally Worth It

What is worth it you may ask? Well quite a few people know but I am not going to explain it in graphic terms here but I was back in the hospital on Wednesday just gone. The reason for this may or may not have been great fun but as I cannot test the theory with out doing it again and that isn't gonna happen for a while then we shall all just have to wait and see.

In the meantime here is something to giggle at.

This is a story about a Fly, a Fish, a Bear, a Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat.

There is a moral to this story...... (Maybe not the one most of you expect.... So, read on!)

In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream. The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular, "Gosh...if I go down three inches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."

There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him."

There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches that fish will jump for the fly... And I will grab the fish!!"

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich.... "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish leaps for it... that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."

Now, you probably think this is enough activity on one river bank, but I can tell you there's more....

A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish jumps for that fly.. and that bear grabs for that fish.. the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, (as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular river around lunch time), "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches.. and that fish jumps for that fly.. and that bear grabs for that fish [keep on reading!].. and that hunter shoots that bear.. and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich, then I can have mouse for lunch."

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water. The fish swallows the fly. The bear grabs the fish. The hunter shoots the bear. The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich. The cat jumps for the mouse.

The mouse ducks... the cat falls into the water and drowns.

NOW, The Moral Of The Story....

Whenever a fly goes down three inches, Some pussy is gonna be in serious danger.

4 comments:

charlie said...

Tell me, what did you do and honestly would you do it again?

Me likes the jokeage

woot said...

It's a seeeeeeeeeeeeecret. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lorna's Ark said...

ha ha ha ps my mum is better!

woot said...

My mum is way better than your mum ner ner ner