Am I out dancing with friends?
Am I having dinner with cute guy?
Am I suggled up with my beau, watching a movie and being snuggly?
Am I even soaking in hot bubble bath with glass of wine and good book?
I am sitting on a friends sofa. Babysitting her kids, a hobby most people are to old for by the age of 16.
Cannot even say I am waiting for a fella to come over and entertain me as I haven't seen him in a week so haven't been able to mention I would have the house to myself.
Annoying in the biggest possible way!
So I am going to amuse myself by editing Lorna's pc so there is a big scary cock on her desktop when she next signs in!
Mwah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah etc...