Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Proof Sex is Good For You

Giving head massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth.

Sex
Nice ..............................................358 cal
Rough [make it hurt].................543 cal
Take off her clothes
With her consent.........................12 cal
Without.........................................187 cal
Take off her bra
With two hands.............................8 cal
With one hand...............................12 cal
With mouth...................................85 cal
Put on Protection
Hard .............................................6 cal
Soft................................................315 cal
Foreplay
Looking for target........................8 cal
Finding G spot .............................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
Entry
Holding her...................................12 cal
On the floor...................................8 cal
With Different Position
Missionary....................................358 cal
Doggy............................................316 cal
69 lying.........................................286 cal
69 standing...................................512 cal
Italian hanger...............................912 cal
Orgasm
Real................................................112 cal
Faking............................................315 cal
After "O"
Lying in Bed..................................18 cal
Hop off the bed.............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off.................................816 cal
Get dressed
Quiet and calm..............................32 cal
Rushing..........................................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door....................1218 cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sister at the door....................1942 cal

7 comments:

Anonymous said...
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woot said...

bloody spammers

DeppZombie said...

Hehe..I like the fact that "wondering why she left pissed off" burns off so many calories. Haha

X

woot said...

Well men are easily confused and never seem to realise why we wouldnt be happy. Believe me, I know!

charlie said...

Come on, new bloggage required.

Lorna's Ark said...

OK DIDN'T COMMENT THEN!!!!
Why are you always right

woot said...

Cause I am me and my word is law!!!

Also cause I like annoying you!

Mwah hah hah hah hah!!!