Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Those Bloody Ducks

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St.. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, and one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, dark hair, long eyelashes, muscular, and tanned.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "well I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"


charlie said...

you know I almost smiled at that one

Lorna's Ark said...

He's soooooooo hot!!!

Lorna's Ark said...


woot said...

Yes, I wouldn't kick him out of bed unless it was so we could have sex in the kitchen...

Gabriel said...

Damn, i wouldn't be able to EVEN kick him out of bed!!! If I got the amazing blesing to be chained to him, we would be like bunnies from the get go!!! LOL Damn that man is SEXY!!!

Anonymous said...

OMG he is sooooooooooo Fing hot!!!!!! i LOVE that guy!!!!