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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
Me
- woot
- I am quite laid back and like to just chill with friends watching tv or listening to music accompanied by a nice bottle of sparkling rose wine. I am a married mother of one (no idea how that happened, I was out that day) and have recently been abandoned by my Lorna.
Quotes
- Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
- I wear black because I'm in mourning for my life
- Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
- Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
- Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
- Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
- My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
- Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.
- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
- Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies.
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