In German...
Wilkommen
Ich habe gerade aus Deutschland zurückgekommen. Mein Chef schleppte mich rüber, um mit Losen Leuten über faric zu sprechen. Interessierend nicht, an allen als, traf mir einen wirklich netten Mann, der Cees angerufen wurde.
Er ist holländisch und denkt, daß ich nett reizvoll bin, lustig und, aber wir das setzen können, zu den Sprachenschwierigkeiten niederzuwerfen.
Ich werde jetzt versuchen und sich erinnern, an was ich geschrieben habe, also ich das engish unten setzen kann. Dieses wird vermutlich reaaly schlecht übersetzt!
Und auf englisch...
Welcome
I just got back from Germany. My boss dragged me over to speak with lots people about fabric. Not interesting. Did meet a really nice man, who was called Cees.
He is Dutch and thinks that I am cute, funny and sexy but we can put that down to language difficulties. I will now try and remember what I wrote so I can put the translation down. My Geman grammar is probably really bad!
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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
Me
- woot
- I am quite laid back and like to just chill with friends watching tv or listening to music accompanied by a nice bottle of sparkling rose wine. I am a married mother of one (no idea how that happened, I was out that day) and have recently been abandoned by my Lorna.
Quotes
- Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
- I wear black because I'm in mourning for my life
- Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
- Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
- Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
- Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
- My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
- Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.
- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
- Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies.
2 comments:
Not so much bi-lingual. More, Googla language tools user...
Not entirely sure if "googla" exists...
That should say "google".
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