There may be a slight exageration to that title but it hurts like fucking.. well I am not gonna say what it hurts like as I have never experienced it and if I had I wouldn't be telling you now would I?
Bloody Bob. He goes a bit dizzy, falls down some stairs, lands on his head and has to spend a couple of nights in the hospital with cute blondes in nurses uniforms fussing over him and he thinks that as he is bored he is allowed to break other people! Thats the thanks you get for Bobsitting.
I don't bend. He knows this and still thinks it is amusing to try and curl my hand round in to a fist and flex my wrist in to angles it just doesn't go now!
I'm not even allowed to prod the funny shaped indent he has left on his head! Or to draw the other side in so it looks like a sort of wonky star.
You could draw on me if it were the other way round. I had the Plow* draw on my knee the other day (I'm such a sport).
If it isn't feeling better by tomorrow I soooooooo get to at least stab you in the arm where you had your weird tubey thing put in...
*The Plow. One of the consellations. Apparently the freckles on my knees are a complete map of the northern** hemisphere. Scaled down somewhat, obviously...
** I do hope that The Plow is IN the northern hemisphere...
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I only recognise the plough and Orion. In fact I know that we see Orion around New year in this country but when I was in Florida in November I saw it (it looked even bigger) then so I figured that all constellations were visible all over the world but just at different times.
Og and *waves* it's Shari by the way. I finally got a replacement blog!
Yay Shari!!!
I was totally traumatised by the lack of knowledge on how distinguished the different parts of you were becoming!
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