Notes to self.
- I will not grope more than 2 men in any one night.
- I will not lick peoples faces. They do not appreciate it.
- Giving wedgies is neither big nore funny.
- When wearing a low cut top with out a bra, jumping along to the music is a bad idea.
- I will not introduce friends breasts first.
Got a very strange compliment off a strange scottish man as we were walking down the street. Something aout Charlie and I have arses the size of a planet. Not sure how it was a compliment.
Also discovered why Charlie is sooooooo blonde and its because she is insanely stupid. Realised that my watch wasn't working so I said to her that I didn't know if it was a wind up or battery powered one. Charlie promptly took hold of my wrist, put the watch up to her ear and announced "Well it isn't ticking". I dutifully informed her that it wouldn't be "because it had stopped".
Se what I mean?
Sorry Charlie. Had to tell that story!
And sorry Lorna. Love you!!! Huge squishy hugs!!!
I need sleep now!
11 comments:
you biatch-telling that story!!!
tick tock tick tick
LOL, charlotte - you never to cease to make me laugh at you!
argh...
you didn't grope me, lick my face, jump around,
or introduce me to your breasts.
Glad you didn't give me a wedgie though.
If I did any of that it would just be wrong!-urgh
Looks like it'll be a night out in Newcastle when you get your house!
yeah, wasn't talking to you in that post!
was talking to paula.
Bah! Don't like being a gooseberry...I'm outta' here
Wasn't my breasts I was introducing, it was Charlie's and I really hope that you don't want to meet hers...
Wasn't my breasts I was introducing, it was Charlie's and I really hope that you don't want to meet hers...
can i be introduced to yours?
Timothy !!! I'm shocked! You've hardley met the girl and you already want to meet her breasts its terrible.
Sorry - my breasts are very rude and don't like meeting new people...
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