That while I have been feeling crap and acting insane,
Thanx!
All the hugs, texts and trips to the hosptal were much appreciated.
All my love to you all.
P. xxx
P.S. Lorna - you are a muppet. x
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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
Me
- woot
- I am quite laid back and like to just chill with friends watching tv or listening to music accompanied by a nice bottle of sparkling rose wine. I am a married mother of one (no idea how that happened, I was out that day) and have recently been abandoned by my Lorna.
Quotes
- Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
- I wear black because I'm in mourning for my life
- Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
- Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
- Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
- Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
- My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
- Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.
- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
- Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies.
11 comments:
Why is Lorna a Muppet?
Glad you are feeling a bit better
Su
I'M NOT A MUPPET!!!
I used to love the muppet babies.
used to?!
The muppet babies aren't still on tv are they?
dunno, but you still like them
am sure they'll be on youtube somewhere!
Blog update please, paula babes, I'm getting worried about you sweetheart.
-scuttles off to find muppet babies on youtube-
Man the muppet babies were awesome!!!
I love the Wuzzles more though.
Lorna is a muppet. So am I. We are the female versions of the cranky old men on the balcony. She's the bald one...
[insert Statler and Waldorf quote here]
i was going to find one to use myself but i cant really be arsed so ive decided to settle for showing off cos i know they're called Statler and Waldorf...
Glad you're feeling better than you were hun :D
H x
LOVE YOU MATT!!!
That has been pissing me off for ages!!!
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