With lots of strange warblings just for my leettle breetesh chummies.
My new fave fact iiiiiiiiiiiisssssss: -
Six Months Ogling Women
The average British male spends six months of his life ogling women.
My new fave fact iiiiiiiiiiiisssssss: -
Six Months Ogling Women
The average British male spends six months of his life ogling women.
Researchers claim men will target eight different girls every day and spend two minutes eyeing up each one.
The first thing the average bloke will look at is the boobs before working down to the bottom and then the legs.
Girls do it too but they are not as prolific, picking only two men a day for 90 seconds at a time - just one month of their life.
And women look first at a man's eyes - before taking a quick look at his bum.
More than half of the men questioned saw nothing wrong with a bit of ogling - but a third say they have been caught in the act.
The study was carried out by glasses firm BuySpecs4Less.co.ukBoss David Morgan said: "Eyeing up is a vital part of the dating game."
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Now, I know men who spend at least 6 month ogling women every year so I'm not entirely sure how accurate that data is...
I would also like to point out that women do not ogle. We admire. During my time in Oz I spent many days lying on the beach, pretending to be absorbed by the works of Lord Byron (or something equally pretentious) while I was infact admiring the lovely views of lifeguards and surfers as they strolled about the beach in wetsuits.
However any bloke looking towards a female on the beach is an letching pervert. Sorry guys. I don't make the rules on this one. I would like to say that you can go down to the beach and perve on as many birds as you like with out earning a slap but it is not my call.
Although you may want to wait til summer Not much point at the moment unless you get turned on at the thought of women wrapped up in jeans, jumpers and boots with huge fleeces over the top.
On a slightly tenuous link I have also stumbled accross this fun story. Apparently the Koreans are seeking solace from all the backlash about nuclear testing by having more sex.
I think this is a fab idea and we should all have the same worries regarding nuclear weapons and testing as we have all seen those post apocalypse movies.
Anyone up for it?
I would also like to point out that women do not ogle. We admire. During my time in Oz I spent many days lying on the beach, pretending to be absorbed by the works of Lord Byron (or something equally pretentious) while I was infact admiring the lovely views of lifeguards and surfers as they strolled about the beach in wetsuits.
However any bloke looking towards a female on the beach is an letching pervert. Sorry guys. I don't make the rules on this one. I would like to say that you can go down to the beach and perve on as many birds as you like with out earning a slap but it is not my call.
Although you may want to wait til summer Not much point at the moment unless you get turned on at the thought of women wrapped up in jeans, jumpers and boots with huge fleeces over the top.
On a slightly tenuous link I have also stumbled accross this fun story. Apparently the Koreans are seeking solace from all the backlash about nuclear testing by having more sex.
I think this is a fab idea and we should all have the same worries regarding nuclear weapons and testing as we have all seen those post apocalypse movies.
Anyone up for it?
4 comments:
what about men ogling men?
And women ogling women?
How much time on average does that take up?
Next time I am ogling a man-I'll tell David I'm just "admiring" them not ogling at all.
mmmm Mr Hammond
thank goodness for updating your blog-was getting soooooooooooooooo bored with your previous bloggage.
Nothing wrong with my pervious bloggerish action that a white jacket and shock treatment wouldn't sort out...
*previous
Obviously have perving on the brain today...
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