Why is it that things we are not allowed are the things we want most?
I shouldn’t drink. There are millions of reasons for this. The least of which is the adverse affect it has on my health. I am an utterly stupid drunk. The worst ideas suddenly seem to have come straight from the minds of Isaac Newton and Einstein.
But, now, I have been told not to by doctors and friends. So I want to. And I am!!! Yay!
It’s just too appealing now that it is off limits.
So I am being naughty.
Although some things that are off limits I am staying far away from. Things where the consequences far out weigh the fun.
But now that I am home and comfy I feel that getting merrily sloshed is totally allowed as I was in a fowl mood earlier and this is my reward.
And I looooove my new phone!!!
I have been sending inappropriate pics all day and traumatising poor Lorna by showing her things which make her wanna burn her eyes out and shoot me.
No – I’m not telling you what I showed her. And no. I am not posting the pic on here. It’s not worth my life! Well, mebbe if I drink enough, but the person involved would kill me so mebbe I should move before I post anything…
Oooooooh, I need refill…
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5 comments:
I have an appointment later to burn my eyes out!!!
stop boasting about your new phone-grr
Cannot - must rave about it!
Awwwwww - poor Lorna. I promise I will never show you that pic again... Until next time...
I am craving vast quantities of beer and chocolate-grr
I dont like either but would accept Baileys...
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