Leatherman loves me*...
*Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
Me
- woot
- I am quite laid back and like to just chill with friends watching tv or listening to music accompanied by a nice bottle of sparkling rose wine. I am a married mother of one (no idea how that happened, I was out that day) and have recently been abandoned by my Lorna.
Old Stuff
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- I really cannot think of a good title...
- To much Vodka
- Ow...
- The Conversation
- Men are ALLLLLLLLL FUCKING PRICKS*!
- Bad Head Day
- But I do like the Uniform...
- Why Children Should Be Shot... Reason Number 65947:
- Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
- Men are soooo rubbish!
- Ooooooooh look!
- I want to be a tree...
- How important IS a job anyway?
- More Interviews
- Weekend was Great!
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Quotes
- Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
- I wear black because I'm in mourning for my life
- Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
- Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
- Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
- Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
- My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
- Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.
- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
- Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies.
8 comments:
HA HA HA HA HA HA he's pining for you!!!! am so amused!!! Paula can only pull 80 year olds!!!!!!!!!!! JOKE!!!
He wasn't 80. He was just a strange sort of bloke that wanted to take my measurements for a leather catsuit type thing.
Am worried about the calibre of bloke I am attracting these days...
so am I???? desprate, sad and lonely is all thats left for you!!! I mean you are getting on!!!
so am I???? desprate, sad and lonely is all thats left for you!!! I mean you are getting on!!!
Not only is that quite harsh but did you really need to post it twice???
Humph
Then again anything over 25 is over the hill!
You'll be over 25 one day young lady!
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