Well hello. This time from the oh so sunny UK!!!
Yes folks. I am home and am setting off on another search. This time I am not searching for something as simple as a tan. I am now looking for a job!
So, should any body be an employer out there, I am dedicated, responsible and will not sue for sexual harrassment!
Oh, also Lorna appears to not be speaking to me... May have something to do with my fake engagement. Hee hee hee.
See her blog link to the side for details.
Would like to say that he aint that bad. But i'm Biased. And cause he may read this...
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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
Me
- woot
- I am quite laid back and like to just chill with friends watching tv or listening to music accompanied by a nice bottle of sparkling rose wine. I am a married mother of one (no idea how that happened, I was out that day) and have recently been abandoned by my Lorna.
Quotes
- Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
- I wear black because I'm in mourning for my life
- Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
- Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
- Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
- Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
- My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
- Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.
- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
- Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies.
2 comments:
Your always open to offers you hussy!
Yes. Well, should the offer be something along the lines of "here is a million pounds for doing a piss easy but interesting job" then I would...
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