'Tis a bloody miracle.
Just got back from my second date with the new guy. Which started on Tuesday... Oops! Again! Got home just after seven this time. And for those couple of you who Lorna hasn't already blabbed to I have been a very good girl.
James Bond was a good movie although we did have a huge popcorn fight which he won, but only because I had a lower neckline!!! And I put popcorn in his drink so I got bonus points!
He was shocked and disturbed that I had never had a Chicken Parmo before. So he made me try some. Seemed quite impressed when I said I could probably make a nicer one. Unfortunately am gonna have to actually try now. Charlie!!!!! Need recipe!!!!
I love having a chef friend!!!
Now am bloody knackered as am not used to this sleeping with someone else in the vicinity. Plus had to get up stupidly early as I needed to go home to shower.
Oooooooooh, he showed me the new car he was thinking of getting and to quote Jason Something from the remake of The Italian Job "There ain't much a girl wont do in the back seat of one of those."
Feed me Caffeine!!!
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Bit Blurred
I had a date on Sunday night so as you can imagine I was feeling slightly fragile on Monday.
It went really well. Definitely liking this guy.
I turned up to meet him, slightly late (this is me after all), with Lorna and Charlie in tow. This served 2 purposes. 1. if he was weird they could save me and 2. cause I was nervous and rubbish and needed the distraction a bit.
Poor bloke, dread to think what was going on in his head but he handled it ok and managed to make a good impression on Lorna and Charlie which is, as we all know, the most important thing!
So they left and we managed to carry on as if all was normal and it was fab. No silences, just enough taking the mic for us to both know we weren't up our own arses and we really got on well. Lorna thinks he is my male equivalent so god help those around us.
The restaurant was fun. We had just sat down and I managed to get flying fish in my hair which caused a giggle and had the bloke next to me apologising for about 20 minutes! It was a real laugh. Trying to work chopsticks, betting each other on who can flick food the furthest, playing shuttles with prawn skeletons, you know - all the usual things people do. I even was feeding him stuff from my chopsticks. Mostly the stuff that looked weird which I didn't wanna eat...
(I won the prawn skeleton shuttle game)
By this time we were totally relaxed and completelt stuffed so we staggered back to the pub and proceded to drink ourselves stupid. And the barmaid arranged our next date for us! Lol, I knew her and she is gonna be the manager of the new bar in Seaton so she asked me if I wanted to go down, I said yes and mentioned bringing new fella. Hadn't menton it to him before he next went to the bar so she did and he obviously hadn't a clue what she was on about! Oooops!!! Oh well, he was up for it and he will just have to get used to me being rubbish. Better he realises it now I suppose!
Then went in to town got completely wankered. Again with the Ooooops! Oh well, he was just as drunk as I was.
Went back to his to watch a movie. I ended up falling down the stairs.
Got home at 20 to seven on Monday morning!
We had drunkenly decided on going to the cinema Monday night but both kinda decided against after I had turned up to work still slightly drunk and were both completely knackered.
So promising start. I'm just waiting for it to all go wrong now.
*grin* xxx
It went really well. Definitely liking this guy.
I turned up to meet him, slightly late (this is me after all), with Lorna and Charlie in tow. This served 2 purposes. 1. if he was weird they could save me and 2. cause I was nervous and rubbish and needed the distraction a bit.
Poor bloke, dread to think what was going on in his head but he handled it ok and managed to make a good impression on Lorna and Charlie which is, as we all know, the most important thing!
So they left and we managed to carry on as if all was normal and it was fab. No silences, just enough taking the mic for us to both know we weren't up our own arses and we really got on well. Lorna thinks he is my male equivalent so god help those around us.
The restaurant was fun. We had just sat down and I managed to get flying fish in my hair which caused a giggle and had the bloke next to me apologising for about 20 minutes! It was a real laugh. Trying to work chopsticks, betting each other on who can flick food the furthest, playing shuttles with prawn skeletons, you know - all the usual things people do. I even was feeding him stuff from my chopsticks. Mostly the stuff that looked weird which I didn't wanna eat...
(I won the prawn skeleton shuttle game)
By this time we were totally relaxed and completelt stuffed so we staggered back to the pub and proceded to drink ourselves stupid. And the barmaid arranged our next date for us! Lol, I knew her and she is gonna be the manager of the new bar in Seaton so she asked me if I wanted to go down, I said yes and mentioned bringing new fella. Hadn't menton it to him before he next went to the bar so she did and he obviously hadn't a clue what she was on about! Oooops!!! Oh well, he was up for it and he will just have to get used to me being rubbish. Better he realises it now I suppose!
Then went in to town got completely wankered. Again with the Ooooops! Oh well, he was just as drunk as I was.
Went back to his to watch a movie. I ended up falling down the stairs.
Got home at 20 to seven on Monday morning!
We had drunkenly decided on going to the cinema Monday night but both kinda decided against after I had turned up to work still slightly drunk and were both completely knackered.
So promising start. I'm just waiting for it to all go wrong now.
*grin* xxx
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Proof Sex is Good For You
Giving head massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth.
Sex
Nice ..............................................358 cal
Rough [make it hurt].................543 cal
Take off her clothes
With her consent.........................12 cal
Without.........................................187 cal
Take off her bra
With two hands.............................8 cal
With one hand...............................12 cal
With mouth...................................85 cal
Put on Protection
Hard .............................................6 cal
Soft................................................315 cal
Foreplay
Looking for target........................8 cal
Finding G spot .............................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
Entry
Holding her...................................12 cal
On the floor...................................8 cal
With Different Position
Missionary....................................358 cal
Doggy............................................316 cal
69 lying.........................................286 cal
69 standing...................................512 cal
Italian hanger...............................912 cal
Orgasm
Real................................................112 cal
Faking............................................315 cal
After "O"
Lying in Bed..................................18 cal
Hop off the bed.............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off.................................816 cal
Get dressed
Quiet and calm..............................32 cal
Rushing..........................................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door....................1218 cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sister at the door....................1942 cal
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth.
Sex
Nice ..............................................358 cal
Rough [make it hurt].................543 cal
Take off her clothes
With her consent.........................12 cal
Without.........................................187 cal
Take off her bra
With two hands.............................8 cal
With one hand...............................12 cal
With mouth...................................85 cal
Put on Protection
Hard .............................................6 cal
Soft................................................315 cal
Foreplay
Looking for target........................8 cal
Finding G spot .............................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
Entry
Holding her...................................12 cal
On the floor...................................8 cal
With Different Position
Missionary....................................358 cal
Doggy............................................316 cal
69 lying.........................................286 cal
69 standing...................................512 cal
Italian hanger...............................912 cal
Orgasm
Real................................................112 cal
Faking............................................315 cal
After "O"
Lying in Bed..................................18 cal
Hop off the bed.............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off.................................816 cal
Get dressed
Quiet and calm..............................32 cal
Rushing..........................................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door....................1218 cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sister at the door....................1942 cal
I quite like the look of Satans' Valet
Man, I'm sick. Again!
It's ridiculous. Never seem to be well. On the plus side (as we all know I have silver lining syndrome) I'm losing more weight. In fact I am nearly in to the seven stone range.
Bit to much really.
But Lorna told me I needed to lose weight today and when your best mate says that then it must really be true. I am obviously a complete heffer that should stop being lardy and diet!
You think Lorna feels guilty yet? *grin*
Oooooooooooooooo, I need a new car and I saw the cutest little beetle type* the other day. It's not a soft top but it did look really nice.
I feel I should point out that Charlie isn't actually bald. She has lots of lovely hair that is all her own. Unless she falls asleep in which case I may get the shears out and steal it as it is so much nicer than mine.
I had loads of things to put in here when I was thinking of it earlier and I really cannot remember any of it now.
Ooooooooooooo Matt! I got the Green Wing dvd box set thing off the fabulous Lorna for my birthday (which was ages ago but I have only just remembered to tell you)! Have obviously watched the whole thing now and yes while I agree that the first series is funnier the second deffo had some squeeeeeeeeee moments also!
And Mac CANNOT DIE!!!!!
So cruel. But dontcha just love the Barclay card adverts? Nearly enough to make me want another one. Love the thought of Guy riding a Bull - he has enough trouble with Macs motorbike!
Ha! Ally wants to set me up with her Army mate. No arguments from me! Army blokes were the reason joined the army!
Do hope he knows how to use his rifle...
*grin*
Ooooooooooooh lorna, how annoyed will you be if he is all fit and has sixpack etc???
Ok. On that note of gloating I am going to go as he will probably turn out to be boring anyway!
P. xxx
*It probably wasn't a Beetle. The way I am with cars it could have been a Ferrari!
It's ridiculous. Never seem to be well. On the plus side (as we all know I have silver lining syndrome) I'm losing more weight. In fact I am nearly in to the seven stone range.
Bit to much really.
But Lorna told me I needed to lose weight today and when your best mate says that then it must really be true. I am obviously a complete heffer that should stop being lardy and diet!
You think Lorna feels guilty yet? *grin*
Oooooooooooooooo, I need a new car and I saw the cutest little beetle type* the other day. It's not a soft top but it did look really nice.
I feel I should point out that Charlie isn't actually bald. She has lots of lovely hair that is all her own. Unless she falls asleep in which case I may get the shears out and steal it as it is so much nicer than mine.
I had loads of things to put in here when I was thinking of it earlier and I really cannot remember any of it now.
Ooooooooooooo Matt! I got the Green Wing dvd box set thing off the fabulous Lorna for my birthday (which was ages ago but I have only just remembered to tell you)! Have obviously watched the whole thing now and yes while I agree that the first series is funnier the second deffo had some squeeeeeeeeee moments also!
And Mac CANNOT DIE!!!!!
So cruel. But dontcha just love the Barclay card adverts? Nearly enough to make me want another one. Love the thought of Guy riding a Bull - he has enough trouble with Macs motorbike!
Ha! Ally wants to set me up with her Army mate. No arguments from me! Army blokes were the reason joined the army!
Do hope he knows how to use his rifle...
*grin*
Ooooooooooooh lorna, how annoyed will you be if he is all fit and has sixpack etc???
Ok. On that note of gloating I am going to go as he will probably turn out to be boring anyway!
P. xxx
*It probably wasn't a Beetle. The way I am with cars it could have been a Ferrari!
Friday, November 17, 2006
Stolen Poem
Best poem in the world which I stole from Charlie!!!
Lady In Waiting
What is it makes our poor mummy despair?
It's because baby Charlotte has still got no hair.
Her eyes are so blue and her lashes are fair.
But 6 months old Charlotte has still got no hair.
Big brother Timothy he still doesn't care,
That small sister Charlotte has still got no hair.
Big sister Lindsay says people might stare,
'cos dear little Charlotte has still got no hair.
Pani will growl, so you'd better beware
If you say that her Charlotte has still got no hair.
Daddy says baldness is not really rare
So what! If his Charlotte has still got no hair.
Granny says p'haps if we wait one more Year,
Charlotte will have masses of blonde curls that will make her the envy of everyone in Wolsingham.
*********************************
Now that poem will probably mean nothing to peope who do not know Charlie but it is based on her being bald as a golf ball...
It's a WIG!!!
Lady In Waiting
What is it makes our poor mummy despair?
It's because baby Charlotte has still got no hair.
Her eyes are so blue and her lashes are fair.
But 6 months old Charlotte has still got no hair.
Big brother Timothy he still doesn't care,
That small sister Charlotte has still got no hair.
Big sister Lindsay says people might stare,
'cos dear little Charlotte has still got no hair.
Pani will growl, so you'd better beware
If you say that her Charlotte has still got no hair.
Daddy says baldness is not really rare
So what! If his Charlotte has still got no hair.
Granny says p'haps if we wait one more Year,
Charlotte will have masses of blonde curls that will make her the envy of everyone in Wolsingham.
*********************************
Now that poem will probably mean nothing to peope who do not know Charlie but it is based on her being bald as a golf ball...
It's a WIG!!!
Thursday, November 16, 2006
I owed Matt this...
...Cause he did it for me...
If you comment on this post:
1. I’ll respond with something random about you
2. I’ll challenge you to try something
3. I’ll pick a colour that I associate with you
4. I’ll tell you something I like about you
5. I’ll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
6. I’ll tell you what animal you remind me of
7. I’ll ask you something I’ve always wanted to ask you
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours
P. xxx
If you comment on this post:
1. I’ll respond with something random about you
2. I’ll challenge you to try something
3. I’ll pick a colour that I associate with you
4. I’ll tell you something I like about you
5. I’ll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
6. I’ll tell you what animal you remind me of
7. I’ll ask you something I’ve always wanted to ask you
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours
P. xxx
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Long Overdue Bloggage
Been a bit busy recently.
So what has happened. Well: -
Can you tell I have only learnt about the bullet points recently?
I am being totally rubbish. Everytime I got bugged about upating my blog I had some fab ideas of what to write and now that I am here, updating, I've forgotten everything!!!
I do have some pics to upload and a rude video of Lorna doing very naughty things to a bottle of Bud. I do hope that one works she is very amusing when pissed, if not slightly disturbing...
Must go find the cable for my phone...
So what has happened. Well: -
- Got 2 new credit cards
- Decided to have a natural hair colour for a while so I have really nice roots at the moment
- Passed a mock exam
- Annoyed Lorna with the above
- Looked after my nephew for a whole weekend
- Became adicted to The Sims on my phone
- Had a niece on a ventilator in Intensive Care. She should better soon
- Had a door dropped on me
- Decided Bournemouth is to far to go for a bloke. Well mebbe in summer, definitely notin winter...
- Got dragged back on to Bebo and I'm hooked again. Love making silly quizzes
- I DO NOT have knobbly knees!!!
- Realised that I have double booked myself. Supposed to be going to a wedding in Hartlepool and to London on same day, same weekend...
- Got whinged at for not updating my blog
Can you tell I have only learnt about the bullet points recently?
I am being totally rubbish. Everytime I got bugged about upating my blog I had some fab ideas of what to write and now that I am here, updating, I've forgotten everything!!!
I do have some pics to upload and a rude video of Lorna doing very naughty things to a bottle of Bud. I do hope that one works she is very amusing when pissed, if not slightly disturbing...
Must go find the cable for my phone...
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